The halls of Yorktown High School are an amusing place. By listening closely, you can discover the rumors which surface daily in students’ conversations. Without context, these remarks can seem quite odd, but are nonetheless amusing to hear. While walking through the floors of Yorktown, here are some of the humorous comments that came to my attention:

“He strolled up to Yorktown wearing a visor and a sleeveless jersey without any armpit hair.”

“Are you kidding? I thought it was Wednesday!”

“I haven’t done a single stamp on my stamp sheet and they’re due sixth period.”

“A$AP Rocky is so sexy.”

“Would you guys consider collaborating on a mixtape?”

“I know, but my mom thinks I’m cool.”

“Where are all my purple pens? Who’s stealing all my stuff? You’re such a liar!”

“All you have to do is watch the 19-minute review video 10 times through.”

“Is this a joke? Your paper is five pages long!”

“Actually be honest. Does my outfit make me look like a pregnant elephant?”

“Can I sneak into your class? It’s so much more fun.”

“Are you being discriminatory towards broccoli?”

“If I’m in the hallway and see someone I know, all I do is take laps to waste class time.”

“Ew! Doesn’t it taste like cardboard?”

“Yes! I got the J-Labs and now I can cheat on them.”

“Is your fly zipped up?”

“Well, then there’s the fact that my AP World teacher will yell at me for walking in late.”