Yorktown is filled with interesting conversations, from groups of gossiping students to teachers dishing out piping hot tea to their colleagues. Below is a comprehensive list of the best quotes I overheard today.
“I don’t expect you to eat a human, even if it is vegan.”
“You’d make a perfect Patrick Bateman.”
“God, this is going to be a mess — I can’t wait!”
“No man is ever worth anything — except for Edward.”
“Ahh yes, the fresh smell of student tears and desperation.”
“Fake data is a move.”
“Girl, I can meow too. You ain’t special.”
“Can any of my intensified students answer this?”
“This is a capitalist scheme.” (talking about a math problem)
“Columbus is the capital of Ohio? Absolutely not. No.”
“I’m going to go to UVM.”
“Why?”
“If it’s good enough for Bernie [Sanders] it’s good enough for me.”
“He went to UChicago?”
